Saturday, April 26, 2008

New Product Review: Cellulean

Don't ask me why I did it--to this day I couldn't telly you why, but I actually went ahead and ordered this stuff called Cellulean soon after my debacle with the Cellex C trial.

Now before I go on with my rant, I just want to inform any interested parties that Cellulean is can be found here, and can not only get rid of cellulite, it can also make you thinner too.

You read correctly.

Cellulean promised to be the end all be all of every cellulite product known to man...it has been featured on CBS, FOX TV, ABC and NBC, and the website, actually has a couple of news reel clips where supposed real people talk about the benefits of using Cellulean.

Now, granted, Cellulean is very expensive at almost seventy dollars (plus ten dollars shipping and handling) and Cellulean didn't really have the ingredients on my list, but there was so much, I dunno, promised in those ads, that I just had to try it--I mean, I had to...

And what did I discover?

After paying top dollar and waiting the two weeks they promised, once again, I see nothing happening with my cellulite--absolutely nothing.

How do I keep getting suckered in like this?

What am I missing?

I actually feel like crying right now and I don't know what I am going t o do at this point....

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

New Product Review: Cellex C

Although it sounds like the name of a futuristic robot, Cellex C is actually the latest thing to hit the cellulite reduction market.

After I look into it a while, I finally decide to give this product a try, primarily because a) I liked the name and b) it seemed to stand out a bit from the pack.

Why?

Two words -- Joan Collins.

Not sure what she really has to do with effective Cellulite removal, but hey, I have always been a sucker for celebrity endorsements.

To be clear, Cellex C is actually the brand name of a line of health and beauty products and their cellulite specific cream, Cellulite Smoothing Complex, contains jaunty things like water lilies eucalyptus and peppermint oil.

Yes, I know, it doesn't have any of the ingredients I researched for effective cellulite reduction, but hey--they do have Joan Collins as a spokeswoman, I mean, come on!

This product set me back $55 dollars, but I was a woman on a mission, so I was sparing no expense (that and well, my boyfriend forgot my Valentines day present, so he made it up to me by purchasing the Cellex C Smoothing Complex )...

4 weeks in and nothing--they say wait 5-8 weeks, but I think that is just the manufacturers way of keeping you hooked until you realize on the umpteenth hour that it isn't working.

So far for me, Cellex C has been yet another disappointment, but I am not giving up, in fact, I think I have a cousin who owes me some money, so I may be able to finagle a brand new cellulite product out of him...

In the meantime, check out Cellex C's Cellulite Solution at at: www.cellex-c.com